To the Girls Club from Boyfriend of the Year

There’s a hubbub at the Girl’s Club

The drub dub ticket stub! click it, pub grub?

Here to tell you everything you forgot

Here to remind you that what’s what’s what

It’d be the place to be when bein is freein to an adequate degree

N where the election is not all that black and white

when the races erase and your skin’s not that tight

Why not celebrate commemorate let’s jubilate tonight

And as the official boyfriend of all  y’all here

I’m going to take you all out on a date, and buy you all a beer

We’ll stay out not too late and then we’ll all volunteer

To be antiofficial, nonsuperficial unartificial, totally beneficial

We’re all girls for a night to hoot the holler and foller the dollar