Head of Kovacs

Funny is the man whose mind goes

Places where the wild shows

Fun show hip throw way to go yo

Spring sprang a leak at the Joke Boutique

Whom done it to the max? Ernie Kovacs

The master /of the faster past

The poobah /of the future blast

Kovacs. Kovacs? Co-opt cosine co-rain co-shine. It's

//Ernie Kovacs Time.

The matter doesn't matter

& the facts aren't straight

& the Late Show? Sorry, it's just too late

No humdrum rerun oh no

Makin crazy crazy - & hipper'n hip

No psychedelic relic talkin roundtrip

What became the legend most?

The legendary host - Ernie Kovacs

Mustard the dog - barkin the socks

Poet in the kitchen - let's rock rock rock

Wilder'n wild

Cooler'n cool

Behind the owl mind

The kick of a mule

There's no myopia

In my utopia

Gig the wig wax the facts & a mighty high ho

"Honey, what's the name of the Ernie Kovacs Show?"

A gellatine skeleton of In-no-sense

Personifies the Pratfalls of Intelligence

Makes you laugh out loud

Be a singular crowd

A hit of a wit & a fun of a gun

You're the target so you better run

Or don't. You're in it

Come on, let's begin it

Don't blink without it

Think about it

Whom done it

We begun it

Unite tonight

In dead black & white

Ernie Kovacs Show-show

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